I am now a college graduate. I have a bachelors degree in two subjects from one of the world's most prestigious public colleges. And I work in a bottling plant lifting gallons of various bottled liquids off the conveyor belt before stacking them onto palletes to be eventually forklifted away.

It occurred to me while at work that...

The basic prototypes for all stereotypical characters are provided by the show Scooby-Doo

There's the brawny blond boy who thinks he's the leader of everything (oh he's so smug, that bastard); the sexy and maybe slutty pretty girl who's not good for much else except getting in the way; the hyper-intelligent nerdish bitch; the super-chill quickly-paranoid druggie

... and the dog that talks.